Java 2012

Java 2012
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Just thinking... I think a lot, sometimes about Cooter, sometimes Tom, really I'm thinking about that bear cub across the street last night. Where was it's Mom? Why was it all alone? Why wouldn't you let me go play with
him?

JAVA

Ok, I'm Freddy Gingg, how come Java
gets to be outside and I have to stay
inside? What have you done with Tommy and Patty? Why am I here?

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No more pictures. When you start doing what I tell you too, then I will cooperate again. You think you are in charge... I've told you before you are not my boss. I work for Tom.

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So once again you're taking me to the Wag Hotel. Fine... I like it there, they are much nicer to me than you are. I get much personal attention, lots of treats and good food. Sure the bath thing is a little much but all in all I think it is better than what you offer at home. So there... but give Tom a kiss for me.

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What? Are you talking to me? I told you

when I see Tom again I'll talk to you. Where is he and why won't you let me see him? I'm getting real tired of you and your controlling nature. I better see him soon. Meanwhile if you see him you may tell him I miss him.

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It isn't just Java who misses Tom, I miss
him too, I think about him a lot. I'm the one who shares a bed with him. I would go to visit Tom too, I don't know why you think your the one who misses him most. I am.

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Yep, Still thinking about Tom, he should be coming up this summer and I will tell him that you were the one that wouldn't let me go visit him. You'll be sorry.

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Yes, I'm worried about Tom, I know you tell me he is getting better, but I want to go see him too, why do I have to stay at the Wag Hotel. Sure it's nice and all but Tom loves me too.

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Java is off helping a friend and will be back next week!

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I said I'm not looking at the camera. You

think I can't thwart you... think again. My
life is no one's business but mine. If I want
food someone will give it to me. You are not
the only one I count on. There is Mindy and
Toni and Wally's Dad, they would feed me. I don't need you unless I want too.

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I'm not depressed. I just hate the rain.

Why does it have to rain. You control
everything about my life, why is it raining?
You think you're the master, then stop
the rain. I hate the rain. My paws get
wet. I hate the rain.

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Look, I'm not looking at the camera, I don't care what Cooter does... does he have a leash? I don't think so... when I am free I will look at the camera. You think you rule me... well think again.

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I'm asking you.. please... the raccoon

is in the yard.. I remember what
happened last year.. it won't get the
best of me again... I'm telling you
I need to get the raccoon.

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Yeh, it's good but I still don't think

it is as good, as the Squirrel that
Cooter gets. Why does he get to
eat bacon and other stuff and not
me? I'm sick of you and your
Vegetarianism.

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Leave me alone, that's not snow, it's ice. You know what happens when I walk on ice. Last year I limped for a week. I'm not walking, you can't make me.

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Look, you put the food down.. I took

a nap before eating.. then the food
was gone, and the only way it got
gone was the dog.... I'm sick of this...

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Sure.. I do want to go for a walk. Why do you always ask me that? Do you think I would say no? I've tried to tell you before how annoying I find your paternalistic treatment of me. I walk because I want too.

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It's bad enough Wally and Bear see me like
this. Tank and Mya walk by too. You humiliate me in front of other dogs... why do you have to publish it for the world... and why can't my pink blanky be on top... I am a girl dog.

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I understand this is the last bit of sun for

several days. I am trying to enjoy it. Then
the sun will be gone for several weeks is what I understand, so for heaven's sake leave me alone for a change, I just want to sleep in the sun.

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I've told you before, I don't where she is, what she does or why you care. I'm a cat. Do you think I care about the dog?

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Yeh, it's 2012 and what exactly is that supposed to mean? I want to know why you won't let me eat the leftover cat food anymore. What is that about? My upset stomach had nothing to do with what I eat. I resent your making decisions about my diet.

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