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Just let me sleep. Any day now the snow will come and there will be no sun. Tell those who worry about me that I do come inside, you make me come inside. I'd rather be out here but to keep you happy I come in when you tell me and the food is inside too.

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This is snow. I remember it. They say it is
winter and yet there is no snow. I don't understand humans, it will be winter when it snows. And how can December 21 be the shortest day. Every day has 24 hours, they are all the same, I know that, All dogs know that.

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Nope, not going out. It's cold, there is no
snow, I'm tired of wearing a coat, the other dogs make fun of me. The raccoon doesn't respect me, but most all, I don't have to do everything you say. I get so tired of telling you to leave me alone, I have my own life.

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When is this wind going to stop? Is it true Cooter went to Hawaii? Why isn't the sun on the porch in the winter? When will she stop her incessant smothering of me? Am I not a dog?

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Yes, I did take my jacket off, it's fine, I like it, but I will take it off when I feel like it. So what happened to my pink blankie anyhow?

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I'm just thinking about Turkeys. I suppose I am glad the annual feast is centered around eating a big bird. I am thankful that having a dog for Thanksgiving never caught on, however I have to ask, why turkeys? What's wrong with Buzzard?

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Yes, I do want to go for a ride... what
is wrong with you? Why do you insist
on asking a question you know the answer
too... I get so tired of you sometimes... sure thanks for the food... but really...

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yeh, it is cold, I wonder what Cooter is doing to stay warm. I bet his blankie isn't pink. I'm just daydreaming...

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I'm waiting for the snow... I've decided to
embrace it. I have a coat. I'll wear it. You
Need to get me the boots... until then forget any eye contact...

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You should have known those stitches
needed to come out sooner. Don't tell
me you didn't realize.... you just might
need stitches sooner than you think...

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I hear you, but I don't care. I don't want to go for a ride. I'm not getting into the blue car. Where is Yellow? You can't make me go for a ride, I'm not getting up.

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No I haven't seen Java, she was laying in the sun. She gets to go out in the sun. I don't think that is fair.

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But why is it raining? At least I can roll in
the snow, why can't it snow here too. I hate
wet paws, you promised me boots where are they.
I bet Cooter has boots.

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It's not bear... I smell rain... it's coming again. I've told you about not wanting my paws wet. Did you get the doggie boots? I know they make them.

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I often sleep with my eyes open. Why do you question everything I do? Have you no sense of dogmanity?? I am a dog.

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Yes, I sleep with cats. You don't think that's right? Well excuse me... I need to close my eyes again..

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I'm telling you, I was sleeping on the front
porch and suddenly there were gunshots, lots of them. Those gunslingers were in town and started a fight. Don't believe me... ask Wally He saw it too...

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Oh hi, my name is Spots, I came to see the dog, the one you call Java... She may have a flea or two, I hear they are tasty.

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Sure, go ahead, leave me at home. You think it's easy being here with the cats. You don't know what they do when you are gone. They say I eat their food? Hah!

I'm thinking about snow. It's hot and I just want to remember how it was. It will come again and life will be cold. That's just the way it is.

What's wrong with your eye? I didn't do anything. You blame me for everything. I think one of the cats did it. I'm sure it was. Probably the big white one.

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I'm thinking. Once again you have no
need to know what I'm thinking about.
If I want to stand here, I will. This is
my walk, not yours, so get a grip and relax.

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Didn't you say we were going to see Cooter? I heard Cooter's name, why are you always torturing me? Cooter wants to see me, I want to see him.

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No, there's noise and people, other dogs, loud music and some guy incessantly talking constantly over the loudspeaker, I don't like it and I'm not going out.

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Java came into my room, the food was definitely mine. Why are you questioning me? I had no choice and she won't try that again.

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I'm Conan, Wally's brother, I'm thinking Wally must be missing Lucky a lot. First Java bites his ear and then he loses his best friend, stay strong Wally.

Correction: Conan is Wally's father, not his brother.

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Yes, I'm sad. I heard about Lucky. He was such a good dog. I remember when Don was lost in the woods, Lucky stayed with him all night and brought him home safely in the morning.

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Yep, I know they been calling me Tyson in town. I didn't bite Wally's ear on purpose. I told you, we were playing snarling at each other and his ear got in the way, that's all. It was an accident.

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Fine you're sick, but I still need to go for a walk. I heard Linda say she would take me. What's wrong with you? Why are you so neurotic? You think you're the only one who can walk me? Well, think again.

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Yes, that's mine, Wendy gave him to me, his name is Lovey. What's your point? I have friends, you don't need to know everything.

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Wait... was that the sun? I thought I saw it. Where did it go? Why are you playing these mind games with me? Either bring it out or leave it in... I don't care anymore...

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It isn't Spring is it... you've been lying to me. It is still Winter. Why won't you tell me the truth? I can take it.. just bring my blanket back.

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My shadow is back. I wonder where it has been I really like the way it sticks with me and never eats my food. Things are getting back to normal and all is well in the world. We're all still here aren't we?

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Yeah, I know you're there. That is blood on my head and ear. Look I told you, Wally's ear was an accident. You tell me I'm getting my teeth cleaned and the next thing I know they're sewing up my ear. What's that about?

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You said it was Spring, you said no more

rain, you said it would be warm and sunny.

Somehow what you say has no relevance

to what happens outside. Have you no

decency? Without trust we have nothing.

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I'm taking the pills cause you hide them in cat food. Do you think I'm stupid? I know what you are doing, but I choose to eat the cat food as it is better than the slop you try to pass off as squirrel.

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Look I had no idea she was going to put that thing in my butt, I have an ear problem, what does my butt have to do with it? You think I'm going back for my teeth cleaning? Think again.....

You want me to drive? Just say the word, I've driven many times in my dreams. Where? Over to Cooter's of course, why are you even asking?

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Yep, the sun is shining, it's warm, I'm happy. I did see the racoon last night, I've previously discussed the need for him to stay out of my yard, I can't be responsible. I remember the nose bite, but you know,
I'm ready now...

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Just like last year... they are coming.. better not leave my treats in the car anymore. No trash cans outside. You call them Bears, I call them food thieves. And for your nformation that was not a Bear track this morning, it was a cat, a Big Cat...

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Yes the eggs were good. Why would you
think the Easter treats were just for you?
I am a good dog and have a reputation for
not chasing rabbits and if I did it was a
mistake, I thought it was a squirrel.

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Yep, any day now they will come, I can smell them. They're big, brown and eat anything they can find. I bark and they go. You need to pay me more.

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I can look in the camera like Cooter. I just don't always want to. You control my walks, my rides, my food, where my beds are and I control when I look at you. People think I am spoiled and have a cushy life. Well, they don't have to live with you, never mind the cats.

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April 13 and it is snowing. Why? I keep asking you

why and you can't give me an answer. I have the
right to know. This affects my life. I'm sick of your
patronization. I want the sun and my shadow. Now.

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It's April 10. WHY is it still cold? I'm sick of your
petty excuses, turn on the sun.

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So what happened to the snow? You know I like to roll in fresh clean snow. What did you do with it?

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It's not going to snow? You promise? What about rain? Will it rain? Rain is worse, just give me some sun and my shadow and I will be happy... thank you
very much...

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I'm here in the car... waiting, let's go...

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See? that's my shadow, it goes with me everywhere, I haven't seen it for months. What did you do with it? I want it back, it is great company, and also takes the place of Cooter, at least a little.

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I know you're taking a picture of me... I am not going
to pose for you. Tomorrow is Spring, when it stops
raining and snowing I'll get up. You keep making
the ground wet on purpose. You know I don't like
to get my paws wet.. deal with it.

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Busy now.... Cooter... I'm dreaming about you.. do
you have a warm coat... I miss you... did you notice
my collar is pink... Dottie get out of my dream this is
about me and Cooter....

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Mock me if you must, I'm wearing this orange coat to keep warm, but if they need me in Japan I'm also willing to be a rescue sniffer. I hope the dogs are ok, I hope their owners are alright as they bring the food.

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Just thinking... nothing in particular... maybe a little

about Cooter... haven't seen Jake for awhile...even

Buster hasn't come by... I see Bear most every day

but he just barks at me..well, we bark together... and Wilson just ignores me.... oh well....

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I'm not getting up, I'm not going out, it's raining, all

I ask of you is a little food, some water a bed to sleep in and walks without water on the ground. It doesn't seem like much and yet you continue to make the ground wet... don't tell me it's not your fault..

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I've told you before I don't like getting my feet wet, I like snow but this is ridiculous. There is ice on my porch, snow in my yard and I want to sit in the car.

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Something was here, why doesn't the snow keep the Racoons inside. I leave the yard for a couple of hours and they think they can take over.

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Something was here, why doesn't the snow keep the Racoons inside. I leave the yard for a couple of hours and they think they can take over.

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Yes Holly was a good dog, we would have been friends, maybe someday I'll see her in doggy heaven...

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Look up Jake... see the chain... just jump up use your paw and push it over... you can do it I swear it's easy.. I won't ever think about Cooter again... just do it....

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Who is that? I know it isn't Cooter, but he sure is cute, is it Jake? This could be the one for me. Maybe he knows how to open the gate.

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yeh, I'm tired, leave me alone, take a picture later..I don't have to perform because you want me too..I am my own dog and will do what I want...

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Yes, it's tasty... but are you sure this is squirrel? When Cooter talks about squirrel it doesn't seem like it comes in a bag...

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