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Will you stop your incessant begging for me to do

something exciting. I am here, take the darn picture and leave me alone.

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Yes, there is a Santadog, he will come, I don't need your treats, there will be plenty for me on Christmas morning... we will see who he likes best..

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Look, Java eats my cat food... I drink her water...

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I've told you before... if you want an action picture

of me, bring back the sun and warm... or maybe

Cooter, yeh, bring Cooter over..

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Send this to Cooter, he will see how

attractive I am. I will look at the camera

because I want Cooter to see my eyes.

Yes, I may be a little chunky, but he will

know that means I won't eat his food,

unless it is something I like or want.

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It's still raining, I'm sick of it, wake me in May... I'm busy dreaming... it's about Cooter..

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Don't mock me... you in your warm fireplace

living room.. if I choose to be covered in the cold and windy porch so be it..

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Look I was getting into the car and suddenly I was on the ground with a torn knee... don't tell me you had nothing to do with it...

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Look, I'm taking anti-inflammatories and pain meds, you made me jump in the car and slip on the ice, it is your fault, leave me alone... my knee hurts..

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I heard about bears hibernating... I'm just as good as a bear... I'm not going out ...have you even looked outside?

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Come on, it's just a cold, get moving, I need my

potty time, what you call a "walk".

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Would you mind please? I'm so sick of your constant scrutiny... Do I watch you go pee?

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It's your birthday and this is my present.... I will sit

when you say sit... at least for today...

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Snow, yep it is going to snow for sure, can't

you smell it? I'm fairly certain the last of

the warm days is past... I want a coat...

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Bear, definitely, or maybe coyote, could be a dog, but I'm going to go with bear.. although I don't think a bear lifts its' leg to pee... so probably coyote, something wild for sure..

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You can make me sit, but I don't have to

look at you

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I need to rest, yeh the raccoon stole my collar, but I got it back, well actually you found it in the mud. Sure I have a few teeth marks on my nose but I held my own, if you hadn't interrupted that raccoon would be growing daisies.

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I'm not getting up have you heard what's going on outside?

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Raccoon for sure, they were here about midnight and a fight broke out. I wasn't involved, as you know I was in my bed on the floor sleeping, I chose to ignore the racket.

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Yes, I am a beautiful dog. Many other dogs think I am very comely. I think Cooter doesn't have much taste or else he would have rescued me.

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No, I don't have to look at the camera, you want a

picture.. this is it. We can renegotiate when you come bearing treats...

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You keep promising he'll come but I haven't seen him yet. Leave me alone, I don't care anymore.

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I'm not coming down, there is noise and big lights

flashing, don't try to tell me it is safe and everything is all right... and I can hear the water, I am not getting my paws wet.

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I woke up and there was pounding on the roof, and I could hear water splashing outside. I swear it was not me making that noise... that's why I came upstairs and jumped on the bed... somebody was pouring marbles on the roof I know it... I just wanted to protect you...

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So does Cooter have to sleep with a cat? Granted there is body warmth but geez, a cat?

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I heard your friend Sue laughing at Cooter, if I had more freedom, I would come up with pithy comments too...

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I don't like this rock in my yard, move it please... Maybe if I could visit Cooter I wouldn't be so grouchy...

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Nope, I'm not going, you know I don't like to get my paws wet.

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I'm telling you there was a bear there, I don't know how it got in the kitchen, I never touch the trash.....

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Just call Cooter, he'll come over, I know he will. I will share my treats with him, honest.

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I hate to bring this up again... but I think I should be able to chase the bear....

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Patrick, yeh that's me ...I'm a city
cat... Davis to be clear... butdon't think I'm a pansy liberal ... no way... hear me Sierra County cats???

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Java said I could lay on her porch...

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It's cold, I'm sleeping, leave me alone, oh yeh, Hi Cooter

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No, I don't care, if you want to run other pictures than me fine...just fine.... do what you want... but when the burglars come..... call a cat....

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Yeh, I'm peeved... why is it always about dogs? I'm Missy... so what's wrong with that? I can beat up Java and Cooter... Felix? ha.. don't make me laugh.. and Rosie? she thinks she's so hot... double ha..

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